December 2009
The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. Just make sure to stab with an...
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coup de foudre
jaslore:
unicornology:
amandoline:
wordjournal:
noun • /ku.də.ˈfu.drə/ • 1) a thunderbolt. 2) a sudden overwhelming feeling of love for somebody; love at first sight.
I’m a le sucker for all things frenchy
textsfromlastnight:
(415): if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Apple seeds contain trace amounts of cyanide.
ohyeahfacts:
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but I guess you’ll see the coroner a little sooner than expected.
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textsfromlastnight:
(506): so just incase I die tonight I’m making a list of people that I don’t want to be let in to my funeral
You foot is the same size as the distance between...
ohyeahfacts:
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